Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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