Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Operation Purity has been aborted
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Just high enough for therapy.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize