She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize