she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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