Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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