i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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