i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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