i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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