Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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