I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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