roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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