U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
