Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Randomize