There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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