So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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