what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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