do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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