The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
he was CRYING into my vagina
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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