My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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