He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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