Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
where does the pee come out of this thing
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Randomize
