Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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