If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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