What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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