so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
How does it feel to date your dad?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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