Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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