Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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