Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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