i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
did you just send me my own nude
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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