YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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