How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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