so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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