I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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