the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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