doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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