"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
