I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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