YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Randomize
