Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
i out mim tonsoeep
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