And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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