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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I DEMAND FORESKIN
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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