She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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