Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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