I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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