i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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