plz talk dirty to me
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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