i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
