I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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