was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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