we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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