ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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