So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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