the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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