Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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