I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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