So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
the raccoons are back...
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