Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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