I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Enjoy the penises
Randomize
